#explodes marvel

[mustasekittens]

sword master + one (1) iron first lie

[bougouis]

i like that silly german guy

[krasnyel]

return to me

[charlesxavierthirster3000]

Idk what to write rn so let us all just collectively appreciate Hugh's absolutely MAJESTICAL hair in Origins. Istg I still don't know why ppl hate this movie 😔

It's literally my fave alongside First Class bc the balance of humour was AMAZING and everything about it just does something to my soul 😭

Yes ik the cgi claws were kind of a diabolical choice BUT his dynamic with Kayla was so FUCKIGN cute bro wtaf and the plot is genuinely good i swear it's not only his luscious ass hair and constantly oiled up biceps 🙏☹️

Aaaaaand... Yep! It's official. It's all over the screen! Dattebayo! 😂👊

ANYWAYS if anyone sees this PLEASEEE request smt in my inbox I'll literally take most things X-Men 🥳 Maybe I'll upload my boundaries/rules soon but just request whatever you want rn and I WILL try my level best to behead my writer's block. :3

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i think i hauve covud

[foolsocracy]

its because i thought if you knew, you wouldnt love me the same

[annabelle--cane]

magnused archive

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve and Tony are ambushed by a witch and manipulated to hallucinate an impossible choice—save a civilian, or save their lover?

Gun to their heads, no one is coming to help. Choose.

Steve, with an ache in his heart, tells Tony he loves him before choosing to save the civilian. Tony's body falls limp to the floor before the mirage dissipates and all Steve's left with is the anguish.

Tony hesitates. He panics. He bargains. He either chooses or they both die, 3, 2, 1— "Steve! Save Steve." The civilian drops dead with a final plead for their life, and the vision fades, unlike the loathing and anxiety thrumming deep in Tony's skin.

But when they're rescued? When they're far from the witch and safe at home? That's when the real torture begins, because they have to acknowledge their choices.

Steve tells him upfront he saved the civilian. And Tony, as much as he should expect that, feels dizzy at the revelation. It isn't just strategy, or heroes code. In the most unexpected and stressful situation Steve was able to make the split-second decision to save an innocent over his own partner. It comes naturally for him. Tony shoves down his disappointment only momentarily before the panic takes over when Steve asks him "you chose the same, right?"

And Tony doesn't even need to answer, the silence is enough.

"Tony..." and it's not just reprimanding, that same scolding tone Steve favours like a school teacher. He sounds nearly... disgusted.

Tony reasons, "I mean, logically, you'll save way more lives than a civilian will. It wasn't just one life for another, it's. I was being pragmatic," but he doesn't even believe himself.

"I give my life willingly for this country, for this planet, for these people. That's a choice I've made, to protect. Civilians never made that promise or that sacrifice, and they shouldn't have to. You know that."

"I know—"

"If this... relationship we have comes between our work, our trust? Then it isn't an option anymore. I can't trust you to make the right decision if your feelings cloud your judgement."

The panic never really left Tony from when the witch entered his mind, his lungs already half full. Now, though? He's drowning in it.

"Steve. It was fake, everyone's fine."

"No, because in our line of work something like that could very easily come up. I'm sorry I didn't consider it sooner, but to function appropriately as a team we need to remain colleagues and friends. Nothing more."

Nothing more. Like he's the Avengers' HR representative demoting an employee, and not a man in love ending a year long relationship.

"What..." is all Tony manages to say. For once in his life there are no scathing insults or witty remarks begging to slip off his tongue. No, his defense mechanisms are officially out of commission.

"I'm sorry," and at least Steve has the decency to look hurt when he says it, leaving Tony alone in the room.

Captain America just identified and eliminated a weakness within their team's dynamic.

Steve Rogers just tore out his lover's heart and dumped it on the carpet, arteries still spewing sanguine "I love you"s.

[thefriendoforatioisdead]

I experienced existential dread today when I realized how far the Chao Planoy Cinematic Universe expends and that I have actually seen most of it but that everything is interconnected but in the adaptation it's not the same actresses who play the same characters so this like the most complex multiverse ever (that's an hyperbole) and I am down this rabbithole so bad that I'll probably never be able to climb out and all these connections exist in my brain

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Do you think Tommy likes to scare people by staring at them a little too intensely so they think he’s debating/trying to explode them with his mind?

Do you think he uses it to win arguments?

Tommy: Sick argument bro but unfortunately I can explode you with my mind

[lalah-cupcake]

kisses

[kiruvry]

idjont even care no more are you guys still out there im going fucking crazy

[cerealboxlore]

imagine, and i don’t know how or why, cap having to reveal his identity to the league, but he just says his name

whatever members immediately look up billy batson, sees he’s a kid, and assumes that marvel being there is time shenanigans and that he was keeping his identity secret to not mess up the timeline

would be funny if somewhere after this another superhero asks him if he looked up to himself as a kid and he just responds with “nah, i hated captain marvel. i mean, who the hell would willingly be so cringy” or something idk i’m tired

that just seems like it could be a lot of fun to me

THIS TOOK FOREVER FOR ME TO RESPOND TO BECAUSE MY BRAIN WASNT BRAINING AND COULDN'T READ IT RIGHT BUT I GET IT NOW AND I LOVE IT

I think this is an amazing idea!! Using time travel as an excuse to lie to the Justice League and others about his existence is just pure, high-level wizard genius. Of course, some other time traveler, like Booster Gold, might make this a difficult lie to keep up, unless...he was in on the lie from the start 👀 It would make for a cute friendship between the two heroes and make for a good bonding story about the most unexpected people who became heroes.

A scenario where I can imagine your plan happening would most likely be a funny one, and while there can absolutely be a serious event that causes this idea of yours, I am laughing out of control thinking about Captain Marvel accidentally touching the lasso of truth and saying his name when someone asks him on the Watch Tower. And then he goes silent. Cap sees the rope next to him. And then everyone goes silent. They see the rope next to him. And then he leaves without saying anything, and the entire break room bursts into PURE chaos.

I think it's an awesome idea to have people think Billy hated Captain Marvel growing up, because that's just a factor of hilarity right there. In the Captain Marvel Adventures comic run, there was an issue where Billy pretended to have a feud with Captain Marvel (himself) so that people would leave him alone (if I remember right??). It's always funny to me to see someone pretend to hate their alter ego, it brings up so many opportunities for shenanigans!

Bonus:

Superman: Hey, Captain! Sorry to bother you, but I was curious, if it's not too much to ask, may I inquire as to why you're in the past instead of, you know, back in the future?

Captain Marvel: Ah, well, that's a pretty long story there, Supes. I can't go into it too much for privacy reasons, you know how it is.

Superman: Oh, no, I get it, don't worry, I won't press into it.

Captain Marvel: Hm...I can tell you this though, if I ever come into contact with my past self, due to my magic cells and the fabric of the universe, I will self-destruct.

Superman: ....what.

Captain Marvel: Yeahhh, it's a whole thing, it's why I never bother to meet my past self, and if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you left my past self alone. Haha, wouldn't want to risk cross contamination accidentally and explode.

He then walks away whistling without a care about what he just said, leaving Superman and the rest in a confused and concerned state.

On the news next week a JL member sees Booster Gold shake hands with Billy on the Fawcett City news (Captain Marvel's city) and holds back the urge to body slam him back to the future.

Gosh, this was wonderful to answer!

[annabelle--cane]

flew too close to the sun (played around with the date search functions to find old tma posts and found bad takes the likes of which I had never seen before)

[butch-chastity]

brief primer on their many, many problems

[i-a-q]

Tony: *holding up two wires* So which one do I cut?

Peter: The red one!

Bruce: No, no, definitely the blue one.

Tony: *sighs* Great, so I’ll just flip a coin and hope we don’t all explode.